Too much nip!

Hi, this is Nicole's invisible cat, Pfeffer, here and I have a bit of a problem.  You see, you know your owner's had too much nip when she signs up to be contractually obligated to read to a bunch of noisy preschoolers once a week!  And man, were they noisy!  I could hardly stand it...and she had to read to them which was an even harder thing because she had to talk very loudly and it made her throat hurt.  Not only that, whenever she started up on a book that she actually enjoyed, one of the kids held up a book and said, "Read this!"  How annoying!  (If you're Becca, the UPS teacher, reading this, don't get annoyed at Nicole because this is her cat speaking.)

But still, Nicole will read to them the whole year because she understands that they're really young and they'll learn.  I may just be a cat but I know that for sure.